PoE

Welcome to Petals of the Earth. I'll be your serving partner today in your dining experience. Can I offer you some unfiltered spring water to build up the natural bacteria in your body? Great, and would you also like some wheatgrass to cleanse your palate? Is this the first time you've been to our kitchen? Oh, well let me tell you a bit about our menu and restaurant, which are completely biodegradable by the way. Yep, both the menu and the restaurant in its entirety.

So first of all, you should know that our food comes from nearby farms and is walked or biked over to our restaurant every morning by several not-yet-documented friends. All of our food is vegan, meaning there are no meat or dairy products or other products originating from animals or using non-consensual animals in their production. We're also anti-soy because, ha, well everyone knows why. So I'll also just preempt the question about the chai lattes on our menu and let you know that the milk in our lattes has been milked from fully consensual human breasts. Mostly our milk donors are women who've recently given birth and had their babies adopted by families in Africa to give them a richer cultural upbringing than they would otherwise have in the United States.

Additionally, since you are here for the dinner crowd, please know that once the sun sets, you'll be eating your food in the dark. Your senses of touch, smell, and taste are remarkably well adapted to dealing with not having any light. Trust me, you'll see! Ha, just kidding. You won't be able to see.

All of our food is prepared raw obviously. And you'll have an option of three meals tonight. We have greens with peanuts. We have cactus with bamboo. And we have hay. All are very high in fiber and quite satisfying to the soul.

Payment is of course by the barter system only, and on a sliding scale of whatever you feel is the equivalent value of your meal. If you feel that your meal is worth one antique sewing machine, then that's what you'll pay for it. If you feel it's worth your favorite dreamcatcher, then that's what you'll pay. Most people end up feeling like the meal measures up to one of their favorites! Or if it can only possibly be quantified in positive vibes and smiles, then that works too. You know that's actually the best deal for us, because good energy expands and multiplies... for free! So that payment keeps on giving!

Oh and that reminds me, you're not allowed to bring in any external food or drink. Just simply because we won't be able to know what kind of energy it was raised with and carries, you know? I mean, it's a pretty obvious rule, but sometimes it trips people up for some reason so I like to remind everyone.

I'll be back after a few sun salutations to take your nourishment decisions.