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Oh yes, I'm religious. I go to church and stuff. I was raised that way, but I also believe it, you know. Too much fucked up stuff in this world not to believe in a god. You gotta believe in a god. Who else is gonna save you when that rapture comes? Just kidding. But really, stuff's messed up. No way that coulda just happened it on its own. Lotsa violence all around us. We gotta scary god. Really fuckin scary, that god.

I went to college. Small women's college in South Carolina. Bunch of fancy girls sown there. I never could pull of a fancy hat. Always scared I'd get stuck in an elevator door or car door or screen door, or that there would be some bird coming towards my head and I wouldn't see it because of that stupid straw hat. Birds are crazy. You got a bird? People who have birds as pets are playing with fire. You want to talk about god? Right there. If god wasn't crazy, he wouldn't have invented birds.

I don't like ochra. I don't trust it. What makes it so slimy? How is that the only vegetable that's that slimy like that? Vegetables come in food groups, or families, just like animals. They're all related. Now you tell me what food group ochra is in. Right? Can't do it. Ochra and birds, I tell you. We live in a fucked up world.

I do like pastas. Pastas with tomato and greens and cheese. Fish can mess you up, you know that? Not enough people do know that. You know about mercury poisoning? People would say it was just for people working in hat factories. And now they pretend it's not a problem anymore. But you eve met someone who eats a lot of tuna fish? I have. That tuna'll make you go crazy. Slowly so you won't know until you're all out crazy, which is the worst kind of crazy-making. Kind of like the worst slowest most invisible type of cancer of crazy-making. I don't know how they still sell that stuff. It should have a warning on it. They don't sell mercury thermomenters anymore because you're not supposed to be drinking that stuff. That's crazy they had you putting that in your mouth with just a thin piece of glass between you and that crazy juice! That's just crazy. We live in a fucked up world, I tell you.